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These are the RULES you are expected to know them

Because some people seem to be unaware that we have posting rules, here they are. You are expected to read and know them. Ignoring rules will result in a ban, so stay sharp.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/rules

Make a secret hollowed out book NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

possibly bigger version if the above doesnt work out so good

http://imgur.com/FRt3x.jpg

Does anyone know why Chuck doen't make posters?

I would love to buy a poster for Invisible Monsters (or any other of his books for that matter..) to hang in my room and I can't beleive they arn't made. Anyone eles agree?

Floridians Offically Retarded

Stuffed Pony Locks Down School
Elementary School Was Placed Under Code Yellow Lockdown

POSTED: Tuesday, September 7, 2010
UPDATED: 1:59 pm EDT September 7, 2010

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Waterbridge Elementary School in Orange County was placed on lockdown Tuesday morning for more than an hour while authorities investigated a suspicious device, which appeared to be a pony-shaped stuffed animal.

The Orange County Sheriff's Office said the school was under a modified code yellow lockdown beginning at 11 a.m., meaning people at the school could only have limited movement inside buildings and outside activity was not permitted.

The device was determined to be non-threatening after the Sheriff's Office conducted a thorough investigation,

The Sheriff's Office said the suspicious device was located off school property near Whisper Glen Court.

Watch Local 6 News and check back with ClickOrlando.com for more information.

Baby dos and donts

THIS IS THE WORST THING ON THE INTERNET.

93 MILLION VIEWS

Things you are instantly suspicious of:

1. Unearned compliments.

2. Attempts at explaining everything using a single vocabulary.

3. People who discuss politics at every opportunity, even when they know it's not the right time, simply because "everything is political".

4. Self-help books that say you can do something in a few easy steps.

5. The seduction community's motto, "Be your best self", because of the contradictions in the PUA mentality.

6. People who call anyone who is left-wing a socialist and anyone who is right-wing a fascist.

7. Girlfriends who suddenly give much better blowjobs than they used to.

8. Blurbs on the covers of books.

9. "I'll pay you back!"

10. The Booker awards.

Its 2:53 in the Morning, I'm Drunk, I'm High, and I Decided to Start This Thread

I'm probably only doing this because I'm drunk and high but here I go; I met an old friend of mine today, in my elementary days she was my best friend and we did anything together. I met her today half expecting her to be that little tomboy she left has, but alas she was fucking babe, like smoking hot. So there I was looking at her, not believing it was her. We went for a walk, and a shit load of memories come back. She moved away when I was 11, just when you start looking at the opposite sex 'that way.' So all that feelings come back, who I was, not who I am. And all I want to do is go back to those days. The year she moved my other best friend moved, and maybe three earlier my other other best friend had a seizure and is confined to a wheel chair for the rest of his life, can't eat, can't speak, can't walk.

Welcome to the pity party (raises moonshine)