Pet Names For Your Menstrual Cycle

My wife and I used to call it Sauce. "I've got my sauce!"

My favorite term is "dirty lady time". It never fails to make me laugh.

My ex used to just say "my friend."

Hardly seems right, because what kind of friend would do that to you?

Woman!

I usually just call it my period, or "that time of the month", a lot of polynesian people say they've got their "mate".

I remember a girl gave our PE teacher a note saying she couldn't go swimming, the teacher read it, and with a sour face said
"Tell your Dad, it's called a period, not your mate."

I call it "Honey! I'm not pregnant!!!"

Then we do a little jig dance and song, and hug and congratulate each other.

Someone on the forums once called it their "ladybug" and I about pissed myself laughing.

Poor man's ketchup. That's disgusting, I immediately regret thinking of it, but I'm posting it anyway.

"AWWWw fuck the bitch is back" is always the first thing i say ...or p.i.t.a
for pain in the ass

I usually just whine and say my uterus hurts.

it should very well be P.I.T.U, shoudnt it?

And, Pepper, you're so right!

haha pepper.

also pet names have been:

-the devil or red devil

-i'm on my rag < guess its referring to the time when you literally would use a rag to catch the mess

-hot tamale

there are a few others i just can't think of now

but i did use to do a period dance because im a dork like that

The Monthly Battle!

The Local Butcher!

my friends call it "nighttime" to be coy.

"uh oh, it's nighttime."

*grimace*

On the blob. Us brits are classy like that.

But I rarely need to talk about it, so that's cool.

red wings?

This. Not sure why other people do.

I used to call mine Mr. T, but i've been fixed and so don't have one anymore.

that's well filfy.

monkeywright wrote:

Amazing

Indeed. I just did away with them all together. Hello, Depoprovera...

The redcoats have landed.

Strange topic to discuss for sure. When talking to my man-friend, I just say I'm "currently occupied."

I call it "Proof I haven't had sex in a while!" HEYOOOOOOOOO!

Tee hee.

On a sort of thread-related note...

Ladies, does anyone else get pissed off when your sig other won't sleep with you whilst the situation is occuring? I used to think it was gross, yes. But then, the manliest man I've ever dated said this to me.

Me: Hey Luv, I know you're supposed to come down later, but I just started the Big P, so if you want to reschedule, I understand. I'm sorry.

Him: I'm already on my way, and that doesn't change a damn thing I'm planning on doing with you. Anything.

And he made good on his promise. I can't explain how sexy that made me feel, even though I couldn't have felt any less attractive beforehand.From then on, anyone that didn't want to do anything with me for that reason instantly lost brownie points.

Maybe that's just me, but ladies? Thoughts?

I think it's a preference thing. Some guys can't handle looking at their willy all bloody.

I'd be more concerned about the lack of balls beneath it.

Seriously. It's an unpleasant thing for women, sure. But dude, how assholish of you to recoil in horror at the thought of intimacy during a time where you feel unsexy as all get out already. I mean, grow up, really.

Oh, I meant to say that back when I had a uterus a few years ago I called it "going on the rag".

I just got a booty call. err... booty text. It went something like this:

me: bad timing
ramsey: why is that?
me: I'll give you a hint. Its red.
ramsey: so the fuck what? I'll be there in a bit.

This also seems like a good thread to use my sock puppet ode to the vagina monologues I made with a friend in college:

No.

red wings...

I don't get the wings part...

Red wings is a term for when a girl gets oral when she's on her period, because the giver has "wings" of blood on the side of their mouth when their done.

::vomits on self::

red wings:
The ritual of performing cunnilingus upon a woman in the midst of her period.
"All you prospects out there, if you want to be a HeadHuner....you gots to get your red wings first...."

"wings" denotes the marks left on your face afterward. or so i'm told.

I'd make such a wimpy man. The idea of discarded uterine lining, mucus, tissue and blood in my mouth is revolting.

I bet all yous go ass to mouth, too.

Sure, why not. Of course, that may be simply because I'm under twenty five and date immature men...

Yawn.

Edward Cullen has earned his red wings!

Come on guys - Please stay on topic or I'm going to have to:

a. Move this to GD
b. Close the thread

This is the Research Forum. We have one rule - Stay on topic in here. I'm getting tired of deleting posts.

I saw a horrid movie preview with him in it last night called, "Remember Me". Given the choice, as a guy, to have to sit through that or earn my red wings? I'd choose the latter.

Oh God, Mike, I simultaneously laughed and vomited.

It's some of my best work. I don't know if that's sad or not.

Also, since this is in GD now, I can ask: Does anyone else think that video still in the Bazell question thread looks exactly like the rotten vagina stuffed with broken teeth and cottage cheese that's in my freezer?

...I've said too much.

Rotten Vagina would make a great name for a band.

I'd totally show you guys this horrible horrible video i stumbled across yesterday but i'm at work and it's totally NSFW. but it's relevant to all of this.

Umm, yeah, I do. And that's exactly why I haven't clicked on it.